The Last Mon Standing

im in isabela today, hmmmm….

ive been here since december 23…

living in a very rural place is really fascinating but hard really hard…

GREAT THINGS ABOUT ISABELA

1.the weather

the weather here is extremely different from that of bataan… it is really cold here up north… i always wear my jacket and fog or smoke or vapor (i dunno what it is) comes out from my mouth whenever i speak… brrrrr it is co-o-o-lddd…

2. the atmosphere

breathe in… breathe out… inhale… exhale… sigh… the freshest air in the country….

3. the foods

my grandmother cooks the best ilocano dishes… from weeds (i mean vegetable) cuisine, to roasted beef and pork… man, she’s the best!!!

4. my cousins

there is no dull moment with them… especially my 6 year old praternal twin cousins… love them sooo much…

THINGS THAT MAKE ISABELA SUCH A HOSTILE PLACE

1. the toilet

the toilet is outside my grandmother’s house… one time i felt the urge to go there, but then, my father, my uncles, my relatives, the neighbors, together with the peasants and laborers, gambled just in front of the toilet… even tho i really, really wanted "to let go of all my worries and frustrations" i waited until midnight when they finally decided to sleep before i went to the toilet…

the toilet has no light (which is really creepy) so i have to bring with me a flaslight… i have to choose from the two toilet there… one was a mosquito breeding ground but has locks and the other was clean but has none… i chose the latter…

2. the televisions

the cable tv was limited with channels

3. they do not celebrate Xmas

my great granmother died on christmas eve…   get the idea?                                    

happy new year to all!!!!!!!!!

our class spent our x mas party today in a secluded, as in remote, inland resort in abucay, bataan…

i was soooo looking forward for this moment, but everything turned out the opposite…

i was actually thinking that spongebabe (she’s the girl on my post "her first time was with me") and i will have a really great time, we planned to take photos for our friendster accounts… this includes photos with ronald mcdonald’s statue…

but as usual, she was late… she was sorry… she was sorry because she was late and, darn it, she forgot to bring the camera…

when we were all set up to go to the resort, she said that she’s not coming anymore, she’s sick so i said ok…

i was still hoping that the day will be ok… besides, cofeearabic was with me… but it turned out to be the most boring party ever… i just laid there and i decided that i’ll just wait until lunch and then i’ll just walk out of the "party"…

it got sooooo boring, that by 1:00 i just drank two glasses of beer (because of thirst) and ate four barbecues (because of starvation)… i didn’t wait for the lunch…

cofeearabic and i exited the resort…

now the problem was, the resort was soooo remote, sooo distant that few vehicles visit the place… so we have to walk…

good thing a van came and for the first time… i hitchhiked…. with cofeearabic…

i learned that the driver is a animal science graduate and he came all the way from pampanga…

it turned out that he knows my former classmate’s roommate (whom i do not know and i haven’t seen personally)

this was my xmas party….

merry christmas and a happy new year!!!!

yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnn >*o*<

TOP SECRET
Only a true and genuine Hogwarts’ student is allowed to read beyond this line
——————————————————-
Muggles you have been warned!Nosy beware!

i think this is the sixth book’s greatest mystery….

CHAPTER 28: Flight of the Prince

Scholastic Hardbound Edition Page 609

To the Dark Lord

I know I will be dead long before you read this

but i want you to know that it was i who discovered your secret.

I have stolen the real Horcrux and intend to destroy it as soon as I can.

I face death in the hope that when you meet your match,

you will be mortal once more.

RAB

Who is indeed RAB?

After a very long and excruciating months of incessant thinking and researching, I, Richmond, HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE ANSWER… or at least i have finally made a plausible theory…

i think RAB is non other than….

(drum rolls)

non other than… Regulus Black….!

im in a com shop… beside a bakery…

my sister asked me to buy her 5 pieces of bread…

actually not just an ordinary bread… it should be the one with a hole at the center that worth 3 pesos each… a donut…

not just an ordinary donut… it should have the word- "milk" with it… a milk donut…

not just the ordinary milk donut… it should be bought from a bakery that is miles away from home…i spent 8 pesos for the jeepney fare and i’ll spend the same later… so that will be 16 pesos…

I WILL SPEND 16 PESOS FOR 15 PESO WORTH OF GOODS?!!

no im not blabbing about the price, im blabbing about the fare hike…

do you know that i spend (6 pesos-jeepney + 40 pesos-bus + 5 pesos-tricycle) multiply by two is equals to 102 pesos for transportation a day… that was with student’s discount… and it is even worse during weekends because there are no student’s discount (thanks to LTO)

sigh

anyway,

MERRY CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

what should i say?

WOW

it must have been my lucky day

first, my professor in my only saturday subject was absent… i didn’t know that he would actually give an examination today if ever he showed up… good thing he’s dead (just kidding)… tho i did not get any student discount on my way to school (i travel 1 and a half hour just to go to school in three different public vehicles everyday)

second, i already bought the book that i am dying to buy…

third, i got an assurance that the gifts that i am gonna give to my friends are extremely funny, and not in anyway offensive…

fourth, someone gave back to me the thing that i forgot yesterday…

fifth, two people have just appreciated my blog… (man, ive been dying for an attention….)

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… i sould have tried the lottery…

nyehahaha

i already bought the gifts this morning….

it was quite embarassing tho buying that red lacey thong for Borg, but i am certain that she’ll like it, tho im not really sure if she’ll wear it…, maybe one of this days with her "honey" (she named that person honey in her cellphone)….

about the boys, im not sure if they’ll fit Panda and Goat… i wish they would… i am sure they’ll wear it, anyway…

i did not bother to pay for their names to be stitched on the back… it is already embarassing buying an underwear inside the women’s section (thank God Spongebabe helped me) besides the gifts are too costly…

so that would be it… 2 black and 2 white bikinis for the boys and a thong for Borg….

i was browsing inside a grocery store  when she came to me and said, "Can i ask you a favor?"

she is one hot and gorgeous chick so i answered, "Anythin’ baby… ask anything."

i saw through her eyes the urgency that she felt that time. from that significant look, it was as if a current of electricity rushed in through my veins.

she whispered to my ears. her voice was icy, it gave me the chill….

"WHAT?! here? inside the store?" i hesitated. i cant believe that she would be that daring…

"why? dont tell me you’re afraid", she said mockingly…

certainly no, definitely no… so i said yes… i agreed…

now that months had passed, that figment of memory, if not lost, was hidden away from my consciousness. but just yesterday, she told me," hey, do you remember that time when we…."

and i again remembered… "so what about it?" i inquired…

"well… to tell you the truth, i have never felt so high before… i wonder if we can still do it…it was actually my first time."

high? she has never felt so high… and it was her first time… and that was with me…. she must have felt really happy, afterall she was asking for a part two…

she must have indeed felt so happy…at least i made sure that i followed all her requests… when she asked me if she can get on top of me, i agreed, when she asked me to take care of her, i did, and when she asked me to run while carrying her…. YES i just carried her… what were you thinking…? what gave you the idea….?

I AM A RESPECTABLE AND WHOLESOME GENTLEMAN

so when she asked me to run inside the whole store while carrying her on my back… I RAN.

it was fun actually… we didn’t mind the kibitzers or the guards or anyone in the place… what the heck do they care?

since she is about 5′5" in height and i am 5′11", boy she must have felt really waaaaaaay up there as in soooooo high…

the night is never quite silent…

the low volume of my radio (i’m listening to Different by Acceptance) dominates my ears… tho the barking of our neighbor’s dog and the rustle made by the chilly siberian wind are far from unnoticeable….

the song stopped… Wonderwall by Oasis started to play…

i should be studying for my tommorow’s 7:30 am quiz… but what the heck.. my mind keeps on drifting away

i am thinking about the gifts i’m gonna give to my friends

this would be the first time that i’ll be giving them a present for the holidays… it should be special…

i think i will give them some underwears… with their names stitched at the back…or at least a "merry xmas and a happy new year"

the girl will receive a thong and the boys will receive a boxer or a brief … depending on the price