The Last Mon Standing

finally, (exhales deeply..) hhhhhaaaaiiiiiiiiiiii… the show is over…

after days of sooper dee dooper exhausting hours of incessant practices… our final examination in my PE is finally over…

i really really dunno how to dance.. in fact, my groupmates said that i look like a swaying bamboo pole…( because beside the fact that i do not have the talent, i am sooper dee dooper tall and very lanky..)

and my hardship in dancing worsen last saturday when they hired (for free) a dance instructor…

man, i was dumbstrucked when she taught us what according to her was the basic steps, "BASIC", in rumba.. she started shaking her butt, hips, waist and all her dangling body parts (hands, feet and hair) in every possible direction… and she calls that move as "caress caress", of course i was horrified… I CANT EVEN SHAKE MY FINGERS!!

then she taught us the actual steps which would have been easier if not because of the CARESS CARESS steps..

gladly, our leader made some adjustments to suit our.. er… to suit our talents…

but we still have two more dances to practice (cha cha and swing), so she asked the help of that dance instructress’ cousin…

she then taught us that we should dance as if we’re craving for sex.. she then added some.. err.. supposedly erotic touches but since my partner, ms. disease, and i were never the best dancers in the whole wide universe, that never happened..

and finally today,

i dressed up in a bodyfit black shirt, black slacks, black leather shoes and a red linen cloth tied on my waist (which until now i still ask what for)… while my girl groupmates wore red silk dresses with ridiculously shimmering beads on the neckline…

and so we danced… and we made such a fine example of a perfect fiasco… we did not dance in unison, my partner tripped a lot of times, she practically forgot some of the steps in cha cha, and i still look like a swaying bamboo pole…

heck, our performance was horrendous and the worse part is, there were hundreds of eyewitnesses(which was comprised of my other classmates, my prof, other students who’re taking the PE in a different sked who already finished there pieces or still dread for their turn, and of course… the kibitzers)

PS this is Ms. disease my partner