The Last Mon Standing

The College of Nursing and Midwifery had its acquaintance party last night,  i was so much happy to see my former classmates… Tedoy, christian, and the rest of the boys still teased me about something stupid but anyaway i was still glad to see them again… even paula look sexier last night, but definitely no one is comparable with Ms disease… man she stole the night.

nevertheless i was very much surprise to learn how much i miss my classmate Mau…

I cannot say that we go in the same group, she’s always with Clarise, Aico, and Bianca, but i still think that we’re close.

if i would make a list of people in college whom i wont ever forget, she certainly is one of the top 5… she’s the most freespirited and one of the funniest person that ive ever met (she’s comparable to Phoeboe in FRIENDS).

last night, spongebabe and i were talking about her, and we end up laughing when we talked about last valentine’s day.

remember my entry that time? how do i palpate thee? let me count the ways…

in our health care 2, we tackled about testicular self examination that time…

our clinical instructor, Maam Sy, was mumbling about the parts of male reproductive system… then she commented, "baka mamaya hindi nyo pa alam yung tagalog ng testicles ha."

the whole class, of course knew, but the weather was so hot making us feel giddy and sleepy so nobody answered , or so what i expected… but suddenly, a girl stood up, her hand shot in the air, and yelled "TITI!"

we all laughed of course… imagine we were all almost in a torpor as our clinical instructor gives her lecture, then suddenly in the middle of the class, in front of our professor someone stood up screaming the abominable word "TITI"… i looked at the girl and it was Mau.

she faced us. her expression was a mixture of "excuse me" and "what do i care" look. then she talked…

"classmates, future nurses tayo… wala na dapat malisya sa mga bagay na ganyan…"

the whole class burst once more in another wave of guffaws…. as the laughter subsided, spongebabe and i called her attention and i said, "miss, bayag yung tagalog ng testicles, titi… penis yun.."

she considered what i said for a split second.. then smiled.

"UU nga ‘no? ahihihi"