The Last Mon Standing

My classmate has a sex video.

OK OK he has a sex video… with another guy.

But i really do not care. What i do care is, WHY AM I THE LAST ONE TO KNOW ABOUT IT?!!

I discovered about this when my blockmate, Julie, who is a member of the student body organization for College of Nursing, told me that "there is another video scandal made by nursing student". so i asked… "there is ‘another’,i mean there was one before this?". She said "yeah, this is the third actually". END OF THE STORY.

Just this morning, i overheard my two classmates talking that they’ve finally seen one of our classmates sex video. thinking that it was the most recent video, i asked all my classmate, whom i think would never do such thing, who it was.

L said, "it’s (name)… dont you know? God, that mustve been a year ago. They love each other anyway, so why dont we let them by themselves. Dont tell me you’ve only learned about this today?"

and i was like… "so everyone knows about this?"

" i think so."

HEEEEEEEEEEECK

how come i didn’t know?