The Last Mon Standing

I attended the orientation for the coming Senior Nursing Students. We were refreshed and updated about the new  and old policies… plus about the special areas like the Mental ward where we’ll be attending our internship. We spent our time from 8-11:30 listening to them… here’s some of the quotes.

A CI talking about the new policy where Students are not allowed anymore to enter the hospital without the CI;

So magkikita-kita tayo sa flag pole. Di nyo alam kung saan yun? Hanapin nyo lang yung watawat, andun yun.

A CI talking about the proper nursing paraphernalia;

Dalhin nyo yung complete paraphernalia nyo. Complete ha… Complete NURSING paraphernalia… hindi sex paraphernalia.

A CI talking about the No Smoking policy of the hospital in San Fernando City;

Ok namang manigarilyo, basta dun lang kayo sa labas… at puro hithit lang… walang buga.

A CI talking about the No Cellphone policy at the Mental Hospital;

Basta ilagay nyo lang sa bulsa nyo at ivibrate nyo lang. Uuuuyy gusto nila yun… naka on yung vibration (Biglang huminto tapos biglang dumale) Ay nagva-Vibrate. Sa bulsa ilalagay wag sa kung ano-anong butas.

The same CI talking about foods for the mental patient;

Alam nyo pwede nyo rin silang ipagbaon ng Zest O o Funchum. O kaya meron dun BJ. Gusto nila dun ng BJ. Ako nga eh gusto ko ng BJ. Kayo, gusto nyo ng BJ? As in Buko Juice….